Mar 31, 2010
Posted in Domains, Humor | 11 Comments
Buying Various Domains – Please Help
Looking to buy domains in various categories. I am having a hard time finding good two, three, four or five keyword domains that fit what I am looking for. In particular, they need to be in the following categories:
- foot odor fetishes
- wallpaper glues unsafe for consumption
- safe fingernail mold remover
- correct ways on how to scratch a cat’s butt
- spider herpes and protecting the garden
- microsoft paint & ascii art tutorials
- transferring domains offline while hiding from the mafia
- lava lamp phobic men and the women who love them
Please submit your domains in the comments below. Thanks in advance.
On another note, I would like to request that people who read my blog only do so wearing proper attire. ( I wouldn’t exactly visit your blog in the nude, now would I? ) I have installed an Are You Decent WP plugin that automatically detects those browsing in the buff. Those individuals will be redirected back to Domaining.com and your home address ticketed for indecent exposure.
Tia what’s your budget? If it’s low to medium $x,xxx I can offer the following multipurpose .org (Frank beat me to the .com, again):
SmelleyTootsiesBadGlueMoldoffCatbuttMafiaHideawayLavaLampNoYes.org
Great for SE rank and very surprising rate of type-ins (ie. nil).
I hear these guys at http://m.assdevelopment.com have the best such portfolio
Good luck!
Nice one! =))))
footodorfetish.com is still available =)
I think there is some minor problem with your ‘Are You Decent’ WP plugin. By coincidence, I was not wearing %^&*%$^ and still I was not redirected back to Domaining.com
I hope you will look into this problem asap
# transferring domains offline while hiding from the mafia
LOL
I guess all those categories are fetish (especially “microsoft paint & ascii art tutorials” =) – so we just could simply negotiate deal with fetish.mx
As for the scratching the cat’s butt domain,
can I see If I can broker and get “LeatherGloves.com” for you?
WOW!!! That will be hard to find.
LOL nice April Fool’s joke.
Tia what’s your budget? If it’s low to medium $x,xxx I can offer the following multipurpose .org (Frank beat me to the .com, again):
SmelleyTootsiesBadGlueMoldoffCatbuttMafiaHideawayLavaLampNoYes.org
Great for SE rank and very surprising rate of type-ins (ie. nil).
Tia, let me know if these domains interest you..!
WebsiteBooking.com
WebsiteRenewal.com
SeoTips.in
IndiaLeague.com
BusinessesName.com
WebDesigningCourse.com
SmallBiz.co.in
Warm Regards